German: I thought it was as easy as taking candy from a baby!
Fernando “el niño” Torres: Fool! La Furia is ageless!
Trippy. A rendering program that shifts horizontal lines in time. Watch the door.
¡Campeones!
There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American’s duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.
Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.
Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, “WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL.” Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.
A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.
Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.
Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.
Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It’s upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.
There’s only one artist on Barack Obama’s iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.
Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.
Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.
Barack Obama’s new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.
Barack Obama’s skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.
Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.
Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.
I heard recently that the Left’s response to bloviators like Rush and Bill-O was humor in the Stewart/Colbert vein. Could this be the new “Chuck Norris Facts”?
Rumors Barack Obama’s campaign shouldn’t try to correct. - By Christopher Beam - Slate Magazine (via bookowl)
Last night’s Turkey v. Switzerland, played in a torrential downpour. More pics here.
The Big Picture at the Boston Globe is quickly becoming one of my favorite news websites. If you’re reasonably up to date on the news and want some excellent large format photojournalism to go with it, check it out. It’s like the potatos to a well written article’s steak.
Reviewer: George Bush from The White House
Does this mean Senator McCain won’t be giving up golf in support of the troops?
Even I gave up golf because of my knee injury… I mean in support of the troops. Yeah. That’s what I meant.
Reviewer: President Putin from Germany
I especially love the divot repair tool. My dad’s been using the same old one for about 15 years. Thanks for showing the old man how to trade up for a newer model!
Reviewer: Gny. Sgt. Hartman from Paris Island, SC
Great gift for your friends and loved ones in the military that are trapped in the sand for the next 100 years.
Reviewer: Lobbyist Buddy from Washington DC
The Golf Pack is great, but when are you going to offer a Joe Lieberman Certified McCain Ballwasher?
Bill Moyers is the fucking man, tio.
Okay, so the New York Times had a picture of McCain speaking at a church to accompany this article about his inability to shore up evangelicals. The way the baby (Jesus?) is pointing at adult Jesus, and the way adult Jesus seems to be looking back at McCain just begged for some sort of text bubble. If you have something better for baby Jesus to say, re-blog it with your new caption!
The selection of a vice-presidential nominee is potentially the most important un-democratic election in the world, though Vladimir Putin might disagree.
